Dr. Grordbort's : Pomson 6000 Sub Atomic Wave Gun

Availability:

Made to Order - contact us now

Edition Size:

50

Dimensions:

11.8" x 35.4" x 5.9" (H x W x D)
30 cm x 90 cm x 15 cm

Edition #      1    US$7,900 SOLD!
Edition #   2-9    US$5,900
Edition # 10-50   US$4,500

The Pomson 6000 has been described thus:

Blasting out rapid-succession pulses of cross-spectrum electromagnetic radiation, the Pomson has been shown to dissolve an Egyptian pyramid in four archeologically educational weeks or one of the smaller, slightly crappier Mayan ones in just under a fortnight. Imagine what it could do to that big ugly Mars face! On a more practical level, however, the Pomson has proven to be a highly flexible yet powerful firearm and purchasers are sure to wake up each morning with morning wood at the mere thought of owning one. That could also be a tumourous growth caused by unshielded radiation, but you can't sue us for that because it's in the contract. Sod off."

Among other uses, the Pomson 6000 is standard issue for Earth's Elite Forces and other cutting edge units. Its compact measurements and 12 millisecond recharge cycle makes it a valued companion in close quarters. Like underground trains or Venusian cave systems.

This gun is hand crafted to order from die-cast aluminium. In good Dr Grordbort's tradition it has articulated parts, not merely the trigger, but also the complementary wave aggravation dial, the aether provocator and the springy thing on the side and can be ordered in either of five ostentatious colours:

• Cardinal Red (For sinners in all walks of life) 
• Piano Black (Earth Elite Forces Standard Issue - and puts hair on your chest*) 
• Copper Six-pence (Has Anti-magnetic advantages) 
• Deco Turquoise (Because it's a very pretty colour) 
• Bumblebee Yellow (Because the world is full of eccentric gun-toting hippies)

Strictly limited to an edition size of 50 worldwide

• 100% designed and crafted at multi Academy Award winning Weta Workshop in New Zealand
• Built from die-cast Aluminium with a few small dial lenses made from perspex.
• Articulated triggers, levers and switches
• Custom built stand - suitable for displaying on your mantelpiece, or hanging on the wall
• Certificate of Authenticity signed by Creator Greg Broadmore and Weta Workshop Creative Director Richard Taylor
• Packed in Grordbort's Laboratories legendary wooden delivery crate
• Edition numbers #1-9 also receive a signed limited edition giclee print by Greg Broadmore

Order and Delivery Process

• Orders can be placed by e-mail or fax (+64 4 380 9256). Please include the following information:
• Your colour of choice
• Your preferred edition number
• Each Pomson 6000 will be made to order, therefore we do require a non-refundable deposit of US$500
• Credit card name, number and expiry date (Mastercard or VISA or, if you prefer, PayPal)
• Delivery address
• Contact telephone numbers. Ideally two daytime numbers as couriers may need to contact you urgently at delivery.

Edition numbers will be allocated on a first come, first served basis.

Freight costs will be confirmed on confirmation of your order. Freight to the United States is approximately US$200.

Any Import Duties and Taxes due are the responsibility of the Purchaser.

There are no Weta Dollars available for this item, nor can Weta Dollars be used to purchase it.

* Despite being a distinctly plausible side-effect, no warranties extended for actual hair growth. It's a turn of phrase, fool!